ok folks..I've become a D&d Master! please stay quiet,don't panic,my brain hasn't been fried by electromagnetic waves..yet
I can hear my neurons laughing at me..or just crying:" It's a waste of time! Please just use us !!"But no,I decided to spend my free time conspiring against a crew of university students pretending to be heroes whom once I used to call "friends".
And the jurney to conquer the title of master started...by reading a 3-hundred page rules book concerning races and stats..and fighting ..ad of course Dice!
I'll be honest..I don't even have the farthest idea of why I should use this shapless mass rules come to us from the primordial chaos..therefore the first and best thing I did like a future master was to state one most important rule..that sound like..: DON'T EVEN USE RULES!!
ok,ok I mean Stupid rules.. who cares about the covering angles in a forest, the speed of a character wearing leather armour...or WHY Do I have to throw dice in order to Observe anything?
However I'd read that stupid book and created a map and a starting plot in which these idiots looking for death whom I still persist to call friend have started to play..and till now I've enjoied myself by observing how stoutly human kind can reach new and higher levels of Silliness...ghgh maybe I'm a little sadic but I love those bastards!

and now..let me introduce you : the "fellowship of the struggle for existence"

SHELIAN: 17 years old druid..a long red haired girl.nothing knows about society..be carful during fights she shows pyromaniac attitudes..even in a forest!!
she wears a wooden helmet with its own personality which advices her..the worst!!

LOYDD: the most unluky guy in the D&d universe..he's a thief..hunted by his guild..his family has been killed..he's looking for power stones..searched up by demons trying to conquer the world....but is a good guy..well..I don't think his bad luck will ever end..he wears a magic coat..he can be invisible thanks to this coat..an INTERMITTENT invisibility

CYAN :well what to say..he's a wizard..he thinks he's cool..he is not..he's a new member of our fellowship and he has got the ability of listening to an expression of his inner magic power,a dragon,mocking him every time he fails spell..many times..

PEREGRIN :A cleric...I can describe him in two words: HOLY RAMBO!

RUBEUS: a BARD.. a wanna be latin lover..considered by every member of fellowship "the useless playing flute QUEEN!" wearing a fake "STRENGHT BELT" that makes him bald ..but wicker than a woman..

and last but not least


ADAMSKA: he's drow..and he's a Paladin...and now werewolf..and one day maybe he maybe became a demon because he uses a stone cross that multiplies his powers but suck his soul..
He IS THE FLESH SHIELD and the CURSE TARGET exploited by the whole group..

..nice group isn't it?maybe next time I wuold tell you the great journey they will have lived..if you like..



see you next time..
INKtears(arg)